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I don't know better out than in.
AnotherDonJohn 1805 reads
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1 / 11
Following the last thread: a deuce or farty

Sorry to continue here on the bathroom theme but I've been wondering. Curious what the ladies side is.  

In the spirit of the last thread, what do you do if you're meeting a provider and right that moment, you've got to go (#2 not 1) ?
There's a not so fresh issue and it's a little embarrassing nuking a bathroom.  

Or what if you get "Farty" during a session? Do you excuse yourself to let loose?

I did a search for fart and only found Cosette's thread on queefs...

Sooo...YouWanna 576 reads
posted
2 / 11
We wash our ass like we keep asking you to.

It's really that simple

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 480 reads
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3 / 11
Re: He's asking what to do if he gets gas e


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Sooo...YouWanna 440 reads
posted
4 / 11
Nuke > toot down here! E


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MD2011 11 Reviews 434 reads
posted
5 / 11
Solution.

Care this with you just in case. Trust me,  it works wonders

http://www.poopourri.com

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 331 reads
posted
6 / 11
worst case scenario...a shart!


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hbyist+truth=;( 356 reads
posted
7 / 11
I don't know better out than in.

I don't know about you but if I have to poop I can't concentrate on much else. So the session would suck. I see nothing wrong with a guy/girl taking a poop, cleaning well and putting on the bathroom fan and spraying if there is any around.  

For Christ's sake, it's okay to take a crap on someone for money but to evacuate ones bowels in the appropriate receptacle is a mood killer if it's during an appointment?  

Problem solved, up charge. Yes I am joking.

pleaseme 23 Reviews 460 reads
posted
8 / 11
I vote for.......

VARTS11111

AnotherDonJohn 375 reads
posted
9 / 11
Re: can you really? eom


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RRO2610 51 Reviews 529 reads
posted
10 / 11
Too celebrate the intellectual level of which our discussions have reached

I offer this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUuFp96TRPA
Related Link: Falling Asleep on the toilet

inicky46 61 Reviews 547 reads
posted
11 / 11
Re: I charge extra for those (LOL). A revelation

I learned this from a provider last summer when she queefed during a session.  Later she asked me not to mention it if I wrote a review.  I assumed it was because she was embarrassed by it.  No, she explained, lots of guys are turned on by queefs and they would expect it from her.  She cannot queef on command the way you do.  Perhaps you could teach this art to other ladies.

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