Sorry to continue here on the bathroom theme but I've been wondering. Curious what the ladies side is.  

In the spirit of the last thread, what do you do if you're meeting a provider and right that moment, you've got to go (#2 not 1) ?
There's a not so fresh issue and it's a little embarrassing nuking a bathroom.  

Or what if you get "Farty" during a session? Do you excuse yourself to let loose?

I did a search for fart and only found Cosette's thread on queefs...