I learned this from a provider last summer when she queefed during a session. Later she asked me not to mention it if I wrote a review. I assumed it was because she was embarrassed by it. No, she explained, lots of guys are turned on by queefs and they would expect it from her. She cannot queef on command the way you do. Perhaps you could teach this art to other ladies.
Sorry to continue here on the bathroom theme but I've been wondering. Curious what the ladies side is.
In the spirit of the last thread, what do you do if you're meeting a provider and right that moment, you've got to go (#2 not 1) ? There's a not so fresh issue and it's a little embarrassing nuking a bathroom.
Or what if you get "Farty" during a session? Do you excuse yourself to let loose?
I did a search for fart and only found Cosette's thread on queefs...
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