: Minnesota Discussion : Re: Do you really think about taking a dump? eom

angieluv07 See my TER Reviews 1379 reads

posted 13 years ago

1 / 20

Gentlemen, Recent Studies Show..........

.......that men think about sex in an EQUAL amount of time that they think about EATING and SLEEPING!

In this study, men said all they need to be happy in life is:

1)Food
2)Sleep
3)Sex
4)A Decent-Paying Job, and
5)A "Bright Shiny Object" (whatever that may be: favorite hobby, a nice toy, whatever?)

I was surprised by the first part of this study, because I would think that eating and sleeping would be right up there for men, but EQUAL to sex?

And I am sorry I cannot site this study. I heard it on the radio.

Thoughts?

jgoodman222 14 Reviews 624 reads

posted 13 years ago

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they left out

taking a dump

Tippe 41 Reviews 484 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Surprised? No.

Of course. The cycle of life breaks without it. None of us would be here if sex wasn't ingrained in our DNA.

Sex is tedious, imo, but the body nags you to no end to perform the act. Just like eating, can't believe we have to eat 2-3 meals a day but your body forces you to do it. Sleep, yes, sleep too.

Wish life was easier.

brilove See my TER Reviews 497 reads

posted 13 years ago

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LMFAO true story bro eom

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brilove See my TER Reviews 386 reads

posted 13 years ago

5 / 20

My guess on bright, shiny object ... CAR eom

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boscoboy 15 Reviews 525 reads

posted 13 years ago

6 / 20

Watch out!

Well, you can drive the car just for shiny fun, go to WORK in the car, eat in the car, sleep in the car, have sex in the car, but I'm not letting Uptonogood anywhere near my car!

TheFuzzyBear 379 reads

posted 13 years ago

7 / 20

Do you really think about taking a dump? eom

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TheFuzzyBear 388 reads

posted 13 years ago

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We're not complicated

We're pretty much hungry or horny. Most of us multi task the sleep ie, morning wood.

jv38 12 Reviews 370 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Men have simple emotions (most of the time)

We are either

Horny
Happy
Hungry
or
Sleepy

97% of the time

The other 3% can be disregarded with some beer.

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tinknal 394 reads

posted 13 years ago

10 / 20

Re: My guess on bright, shiny object ... CAR eom

A car is just a means to an end. For me it would have to be my hunting terriers. Never love something that can't love you back

Sailana 537 reads

posted 13 years ago

11 / 20

Re: they left out

They left out a few other things too..... not in any particular order:

* Football. How could men exist w/o football???
* Challenges. Men are problem solvers. We love challenges. That's why, for example, we take on the challenge of finding our OWN way someplace instead of asking directions like a woman would do.
* Love. Yeah, c'mon, admit it..... the sex is great, but why are the "GFE" providers so popular if there's not some basic need for more than sex?

As for the bright shiny object..... make mine a 3 Series, please. Red.

masonseth69 3 Reviews 449 reads

posted 13 years ago

12 / 20

I conducted my own study....

I conducted my own study with a sample size of one. So I believe the results of my study are significant. I smell a Nobel Peace Prize coming for this fine piece of research.

What men need to be happy:

1) Sex
2) Big Scrren HDTV (65 plus inches)
3) Free reign to do whatever one wants whenever one wants (including pissing out doors)
4) Sex
5) Beer
6) Football
7) Job as the top dog beer quality control technician that pays 400k+ a year
8) Sex
9) Friends that are very good at keeping secrets
10) Sharks with fricking laser beams attached to their heads.

Dr.BudGreen 10 Reviews 375 reads

posted 13 years ago

13 / 20

People think about sleep?

I guess I might think about taking a nap after eating turkey dinner today, otherwise not so much. I do think about food quite a bit. In fact I think I may be addicted to food. I can't remember ever going an entire day without food and sometimes I think that I might die without it. As for sex, I only think about that when I am awake... or when I am sleeping. And who doesn't like shiny new things? A shiny new car, a new boat, a new motorcycle, a new bowling ball, it's all good.

Happy Turkey Day Everyone!
Bud

jgoodman222 14 Reviews 429 reads

posted 13 years ago

14 / 20

Re: Do you really think about taking a dump? eom

I appreciate a good movement with each advancing year,

jv38 12 Reviews 414 reads

posted 13 years ago

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Take a look at King Henry the VIII

He started out an athletic, handsome young king. He made great waves in the status quo that ripple through time even today.

He died an over indulged, over sexed, drunken obese monster.

That pretty much sums up male ambition for the last 600 years.

fasten123man 417 reads

posted 13 years ago

16 / 20

I rarely think about food and

I sleep very well anyways, and I have a well paying job and shiny objects don't entice me.... so...
that leaves only sex to really think about and that's just about what I am.

sledhed 5 Reviews 393 reads

posted 13 years ago

17 / 20

Equal amount of time?

Show me a man who thinks about sleeping as much as he thinks about sex, and I'll steal his woman.

angieluv07 See my TER Reviews 401 reads

posted 13 years ago

18 / 20

LOVE all the responses! The TRUTH comes out; results pretty much confirmed.

(EOM)

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vorlon 119 Reviews 386 reads

posted 13 years ago

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So just what do you actually enjoy doing? (e)

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vorlon 119 Reviews 374 reads

posted 13 years ago

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I spend more time thinking about sex than either eating or sleeping

While I enjoy the other two, I usually just do them, not think about them. Of course I spend far more time eating and particularly sleeping than I do having sex. So it goes.