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sledhed 5 Reviews 393 reads
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Show me a man who thinks about sleeping as much as he thinks about sex, and I'll steal his woman.

angieluv071379 reads

.......that men think about sex in an EQUAL amount of time that they think about EATING and SLEEPING!

In this study, men said all they need to be happy in life is:

1)Food
2)Sleep
3)Sex
4)A Decent-Paying Job, and  
5)A "Bright Shiny Object" (whatever that may be: favorite hobby, a nice toy, whatever?)

I was surprised by the first part of this study, because I would think that eating and sleeping would be right up there for men, but EQUAL to sex?

And I am sorry I cannot site this study.  I heard it on the radio.  ;)  :)

Thoughts?

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jgoodman222624 reads

taking a dump

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brilove497 reads



-- Modified on 11/27/2013 8:56:48 PM

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jgoodman222430 reads

I appreciate a good movement with each advancing year,

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Sailana537 reads

They left out a few other things too..... not in any particular order:

* Football.  How could men exist w/o football???
* Challenges.  Men are problem solvers.  We love challenges.  That's why, for example, we take on the challenge of finding our OWN way someplace instead of asking directions like a woman would do.
* Love.  Yeah, c'mon, admit it..... the sex is great, but why are the "GFE" providers so popular if there's not some basic need for more than sex?

As for the bright shiny object..... make mine a 3 Series, please.  Red.  :)

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Tippe484 reads

Of course. The cycle of life breaks without it. None of us would be here if sex wasn't ingrained in our DNA.  

Sex is tedious, imo, but the body nags you to no end to perform the act. Just like eating, can't believe we have to eat 2-3 meals a day but your body forces you to do it. Sleep, yes, sleep too.

Wish life was easier.

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tinknal394 reads

A car is just a means to an end.  For me it would have to be my hunting terriers.   Never love something that can't love you back

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boscoboy525 reads

Well, you can drive the car just for shiny fun, go to WORK in the car, eat in the car, sleep in the car, have sex in the car, but I'm not letting Uptonogood anywhere near my car!

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TheFuzzyBear388 reads

We're pretty much hungry or horny.  Most of us multi task the sleep ie, morning wood.

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jv38370 reads

We are either

Horny
Happy
Hungry
or
Sleepy

97% of the time

The other 3% can be disregarded with some beer.

-- Modified on 11/28/2013 6:45:25 AM

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masonseth69449 reads

I conducted my own study with a sample size of one.  So I believe the results of my study are significant.  I smell a Nobel Peace Prize coming for this fine piece of research.

What men need to be happy:

1)  Sex
2)  Big Scrren HDTV (65 plus inches)
3)  Free reign to do whatever one wants whenever one wants (including pissing out doors)
4)  Sex
5)  Beer
6)  Football
7)  Job as the top dog beer quality control technician that pays 400k+ a year
8)  Sex
9)  Friends that are very good at keeping secrets
10) Sharks with fricking laser beams attached to their heads.

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Dr.BudGreen375 reads

I guess I might think about taking a nap after eating turkey dinner today, otherwise not so much. I do think about food quite a bit. In fact I think I may be addicted to food. I can't remember ever going an entire day without food and sometimes I think that I might die without it. As for sex, I only think about that when I am awake... or when I am sleeping. And who doesn't like shiny new things? A shiny new car, a new boat, a new motorcycle, a new bowling ball, it's all good.

Happy Turkey Day Everyone!  
Bud

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jv38414 reads

He started out an athletic, handsome young king. He made great waves in the status quo that ripple through time even today.

He died an over indulged, over sexed, drunken obese monster.

That pretty much sums up male ambition for the last 600 years.

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fasten123man417 reads

I sleep very well anyways, and I have a well paying job and shiny objects don't entice me.... so...  
that leaves only sex to really think about and that's just about what I am.

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sledhed394 reads

Show me a man who thinks about sleeping as much as he thinks about sex, and I'll steal his woman.

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vorlon374 reads

While I enjoy the other two, I usually just do them, not think about them.  Of course I spend far more time eating and particularly sleeping than I do having sex.  So it goes.

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