they left out

taking a dump

Of course. The cycle of life breaks without it. None of us would be here if sex wasn't ingrained in our DNA.  

Sex is tedious, imo, but the body nags you to no end to perform the act. Just like eating, can't believe we have to eat 2-3 meals a day but your body forces you to do it. Sleep, yes, sleep too.

Wish life was easier.

Watch out!

Well, you can drive the car just for shiny fun, go to WORK in the car, eat in the car, sleep in the car, have sex in the car, but I'm not letting Uptonogood anywhere near my car!

We're pretty much hungry or horny.  Most of us multi task the sleep ie, morning wood.

We are either

Horny
Happy
Hungry
or
Sleepy

97% of the time

The other 3% can be disregarded with some beer.

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I conducted my own study with a sample size of one.  So I believe the results of my study are significant.  I smell a Nobel Peace Prize coming for this fine piece of research.

What men need to be happy:

1)  Sex
2)  Big Scrren HDTV (65 plus inches)
3)  Free reign to do whatever one wants whenever one wants (including pissing out doors)
4)  Sex
5)  Beer
6)  Football
7)  Job as the top dog beer quality control technician that pays 400k+ a year
8)  Sex
9)  Friends that are very good at keeping secrets
10) Sharks with fricking laser beams attached to their heads.

I guess I might think about taking a nap after eating turkey dinner today, otherwise not so much. I do think about food quite a bit. In fact I think I may be addicted to food. I can't remember ever going an entire day without food and sometimes I think that I might die without it. As for sex, I only think about that when I am awake... or when I am sleeping. And who doesn't like shiny new things? A shiny new car, a new boat, a new motorcycle, a new bowling ball, it's all good.

Happy Turkey Day Everyone!  
Bud

He started out an athletic, handsome young king. He made great waves in the status quo that ripple through time even today.

He died an over indulged, over sexed, drunken obese monster.

That pretty much sums up male ambition for the last 600 years.

I sleep very well anyways, and I have a well paying job and shiny objects don't entice me.... so...  
that leaves only sex to really think about and that's just about what I am.

Show me a man who thinks about sleeping as much as he thinks about sex, and I'll steal his woman.

While I enjoy the other two, I usually just do them, not think about them.  Of course I spend far more time eating and particularly sleeping than I do having sex.  So it goes.