Boston

Re: How would you review?
Moonlightingcompanions 2778 reads
posted
1 / 15

Many of you have posted reviews of ladies here in Boston and across the country if not the world. But let me ask you, how would you rate if the roles were reversed? Based on the following criteria:

Build:
Age:
Hair: Short-Med-Comb Over-None (Pick 1)
Penis: Straight - Curved - Hammer - (Pick 1)
Porn Star Look Alike:
Build:
Breast Size:
Massage:
Daty:
Multiple Wows:
Appearance 1-10
Performance: 1-10

Don't be shy...it's all in fun

xo Samantha J.

LamontCranston69 1876 reads
posted
2 / 15

Build: Like a well shaved Grizzly bear

Age: old enough to know better

Hair: Short and losing it

Penis: If I could see it I would let you know

Porn Star Look Alike: See Animal Planet( mating habits of Grizzly Bear, I know I look like one of them.)

Breast Size: not sure

Massage: 10 ( I have reference's for this)

Daty: All day long if I could

Multiple Wows: God I wish

Appearance: 2 (until you have a thing for Bears then I'm a 10)

Performance: 3 (on a good day)

Bob Crane 72 Reviews 1128 reads
posted
3 / 15

I don't know, but I'd only provide companionship and anything else that happened would be between consenting adults.

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 2114 reads
posted
4 / 15

Age:Old enough to know better
Hair: Short-Med-Comb Over-None (Pick 1)receding...
Penis: Straight - Curved - Hammer - (Pick 1)Hammer?
Porn Star Look Alike:Ron Jeremy, the reality show years...
Build:"Other"
Breast Size:Ginormus...
Massage:Sure, why not!
Daty:until my tongue falls off!
Multiple Wows:How long do you have?
Appearance: yes, I will appear
Performance:  The circus is in town...

AdelleAnderson See my TER Reviews 1916 reads
posted
5 / 15

smile and I'm a happy camper! Oh, and bears are welcome in my camp ground!

Irascible Bostonian 900 reads
posted
6 / 15

Build:  So thin, when I turned sideways, I disappear

Age:  Midlin Age  (older than dirt, but not quite dirt)

Hair: Salt & pepper w/ a curl

Penis:   Looked like a #2 pencil

Porn Star Look Alike:  Barney Fife; Oh you said porn star!!?

Breast Size:   Developing

Massage:  Not too bad

Daty:     lost and confused

Multiple Wows:  Came up empty

Appearance 1-10    5 (she initially refused to open the door for me!)

Performance: 1-10    10  (she was able to multi-task and got her shopping list finalized

(But tomorrow's another day to try to get it right!)

londonlovelive 1155 reads
posted
7 / 15
mremail 14 Reviews 1994 reads
posted
8 / 15

Hair: N/A
Age: 62 but pass for 52 (good skin genes).
Penis: Rockstar with references; 77th percentile on Vizualizer.
Porn Star Look Alike: Elmer Fudd
Build: Fuzzy Bear
Breast Size: N/A
Massage: 10 with references.
DATY: The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body.  Most requested skill.
Wows: As many as you think you have, plus one.
Appearance: 2 heading toward 1.
Performance: 10 with references.

This could be fun.  I think it is entirely appropriate that the ladies have a bit to go on when agreeing to meet someone.

bennyg 91 Reviews 2749 reads
posted
9 / 15

Build: Great Front Porch
Age: 38.....yeah, right
Hair: Short-Med-Comb Over-None (Pick 1)Short
Penis: Straight - Curved - Hammer - (Pick 1) Fire Hydrant
Porn Star Look Alike: Denny Crane
Build: No, mostly take apart
Breast Size: Manzier size 44-C
Massage: I don't know if it's a massage, but I like to rub
Daty: My favorite restaurant
Multiple Wows: That's my hope
Appearance 1-10  a high 4
Performance: 1-10  Like a Buick

RustyCog 1469 reads
posted
10 / 15

OK, I'll play

Build: Build, charged, pre-pay or cash is all OK.
Age: Is just a number
Hair: Very short and/or none
Penis: Comb Over
Porn Star Look Alike: Austin Powers (r u randy, baby?)
Build: same same as as above above
Breast Size: 38A, au natural
Massage: Roman Hands, Russian fingers
Daty: Oui, Oui, tres bien!!!
Multiple Wows: 2 each would be nice (oink)
Appearance 1-10: 7.58349 (Gallup Poll)
Performance 1-10: I've been called an 8

Thanks for the laugh!!!

Cog

fullashit.not 1771 reads
posted
11 / 15

Build: Where the hell did it go ?

Age: If I say that I'm old enough to know  
    better then why am I answering this poll.

Hair: Brown on the sides flesh color on top.

Penis: It may be small, thin and short but I know
      how to use it.

Porn Star Look Alike: That guy that does the
       "Old guys Young girls" videos.

Breast Size: Found a new pleasure zone in myself.

Massage: Decent, but cant seem to move from the
        breasts.

Daty:   Relentless... all day and all night.

Multiple Wows: Need a minimum 4 hour session to  
              hopefully find just one. Tends to
              fake "O's" regularly.

Appearance 1-10.   6
Performance: 1-10. 6

Any monies exchanged is for my time and companionship only. Prostitution is a given.

hungry1951 29 Reviews 1300 reads
posted
12 / 15

Build: He's so skinny, he's only got one side.
Age: 58, but thinks he's younger.
Hair: Lots...Long, wavy, curly, unruly, mostly brown hair, with a trimmed beard, considerably lighter than his mostly brown hair.
Penis: One...pretty straight, but points a little to the left.
Breast size: Itty bitty man tits
Massage: Excellent
DATY: Christ, I couldn't get him out of there.
Multiple Wows: Yes, but it's a good thing it was a multiple hour date.
Appearance: Looked much better before than after.
Performance: Gotta give him a solid 7, but that could go up to a 9 because of what he's willing to do.

Moonlightingcompanions 1490 reads
posted
13 / 15

So far we have some stiff competition. But we need the ladies to verify these reviews. Ya never know they may be fakes.


xo Samantha J.

dingalingus 109 Reviews 2706 reads
posted
14 / 15

Build: Let's just say there's more of me to love
Age: mid-thirties
Hair: like a poodle
Penis: Yes, I have one
Porn Star Look Alike: see below
Breast Size: Hard to tell where they end and my gut begins.
Massage: Do women like those?
Daty: Hungry, hungry hippo
Multiple Wows: If orgasms were people I'd be China
Appearance 1-10: I think I'd be somewhere in there
Performance: 1-10:  Me - 10, others - 2



-- Modified on 7/23/2009 10:55:30 AM

KillerOfDreams 1432 reads
posted
15 / 15

Build: Muscular but 15 lbs overweight
Age: Younger than you think
Hair: crew cut
Penis: Straight, circumcised
Breast Size: Huh? No bra required
Massage: Took several massage classes -- above average
Daty: Above average
Multiple Wows: What is that?
Appearance: 6-7
Performance: 9-10 if you are paying me, 6-7 if I am paying you.

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