Build: Like a well shaved Grizzly bear
Age: old enough to know better
Hair: Short and losing it
Penis: If I could see it I would let you know
Porn Star Look Alike: See Animal Planet( mating habits of Grizzly Bear, I know I look like one of them.)
Breast Size: not sure
Massage: 10 ( I have reference's for this)
Daty: All day long if I could
Multiple Wows: God I wish
Appearance: 2 (until you have a thing for Bears then I'm a 10)
Performance: 3 (on a good day)
I don't know, but I'd only provide companionship and anything else that happened would be between consenting adults.
Age:Old enough to know better
Hair: Short-Med-Comb Over-None (Pick 1)receding...
Penis: Straight - Curved - Hammer - (Pick 1)Hammer?
Porn Star Look Alike:Ron Jeremy, the reality show years...
Build:"Other"
Breast Size:Ginormus...
Massage:Sure, why not!
Daty:until my tongue falls off!
Multiple Wows:How long do you have?
Appearance: yes, I will appear
Performance: The circus is in town...
smile and I'm a happy camper! Oh, and bears are welcome in my camp ground!
Build: So thin, when I turned sideways, I disappear
Age: Midlin Age (older than dirt, but not quite dirt)
Hair: Salt & pepper w/ a curl
Penis: Looked like a #2 pencil
Porn Star Look Alike: Barney Fife; Oh you said porn star!!?
Breast Size: Developing
Massage: Not too bad
Daty: lost and confused
Multiple Wows: Came up empty
Appearance 1-10 5 (she initially refused to open the door for me!)
Performance: 1-10 10 (she was able to multi-task and got her shopping list finalized
(But tomorrow's another day to try to get it right!)
good one this thread is halarious
Hair: N/A
Age: 62 but pass for 52 (good skin genes).
Penis: Rockstar with references; 77th percentile on Vizualizer.
Porn Star Look Alike: Elmer Fudd
Build: Fuzzy Bear
Breast Size: N/A
Massage: 10 with references.
DATY: The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body. Most requested skill.
Wows: As many as you think you have, plus one.
Appearance: 2 heading toward 1.
Performance: 10 with references.
This could be fun. I think it is entirely appropriate that the ladies have a bit to go on when agreeing to meet someone.
Build: Great Front Porch
Age: 38.....yeah, right
Hair: Short-Med-Comb Over-None (Pick 1)Short
Penis: Straight - Curved - Hammer - (Pick 1) Fire Hydrant
Porn Star Look Alike: Denny Crane
Build: No, mostly take apart
Breast Size: Manzier size 44-C
Massage: I don't know if it's a massage, but I like to rub
Daty: My favorite restaurant
Multiple Wows: That's my hope
Appearance 1-10 a high 4
Performance: 1-10 Like a Buick
OK, I'll play
Build: Build, charged, pre-pay or cash is all OK.
Age: Is just a number
Hair: Very short and/or none
Penis: Comb Over
Porn Star Look Alike: Austin Powers (r u randy, baby?)
Build: same same as as above above
Breast Size: 38A, au natural
Massage: Roman Hands, Russian fingers
Daty: Oui, Oui, tres bien!!!
Multiple Wows: 2 each would be nice (oink)
Appearance 1-10: 7.58349 (Gallup Poll)
Performance 1-10: I've been called an 8
Thanks for the laugh!!!
Cog
Build: Where the hell did it go ?
Age: If I say that I'm old enough to know
better then why am I answering this poll.
Hair: Brown on the sides flesh color on top.
Penis: It may be small, thin and short but I know
how to use it.
Porn Star Look Alike: That guy that does the
"Old guys Young girls" videos.
Breast Size: Found a new pleasure zone in myself.
Massage: Decent, but cant seem to move from the
breasts.
Daty: Relentless... all day and all night.
Multiple Wows: Need a minimum 4 hour session to
hopefully find just one. Tends to
fake "O's" regularly.
Appearance 1-10. 6
Performance: 1-10. 6
Any monies exchanged is for my time and companionship only. Prostitution is a given.
Build: He's so skinny, he's only got one side.
Age: 58, but thinks he's younger.
Hair: Lots...Long, wavy, curly, unruly, mostly brown hair, with a trimmed beard, considerably lighter than his mostly brown hair.
Penis: One...pretty straight, but points a little to the left.
Breast size: Itty bitty man tits
Massage: Excellent
DATY: Christ, I couldn't get him out of there.
Multiple Wows: Yes, but it's a good thing it was a multiple hour date.
Appearance: Looked much better before than after.
Performance: Gotta give him a solid 7, but that could go up to a 9 because of what he's willing to do.
So far we have some stiff competition. But we need the ladies to verify these reviews. Ya never know they may be fakes.
xo Samantha J.
Build: Let's just say there's more of me to love
Age: mid-thirties
Hair: like a poodle
Penis: Yes, I have one
Porn Star Look Alike: see below
Breast Size: Hard to tell where they end and my gut begins.
Massage: Do women like those?
Daty: Hungry, hungry hippo
Multiple Wows: If orgasms were people I'd be China
Appearance 1-10: I think I'd be somewhere in there
Performance: 1-10: Me - 10, others - 2
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Build: Muscular but 15 lbs overweight
Age: Younger than you think
Hair: crew cut
Penis: Straight, circumcised
Breast Size: Huh? No bra required
Massage: Took several massage classes -- above average
Daty: Above average
Multiple Wows: What is that?
Appearance: 6-7
Performance: 9-10 if you are paying me, 6-7 if I am paying you.
