Build: Like a well shaved Grizzly bear

Age: old enough to know better

Hair: Short and losing it

Penis: If I could see it I would let you know

Porn Star Look Alike: See Animal Planet( mating habits of Grizzly Bear, I know I look like one of them.)

Breast Size: not sure

Massage: 10 ( I have reference's for this)

Daty: All day long if I could

Multiple Wows: God I wish

Appearance: 2 (until you have a thing for Bears then I'm a 10)

Performance: 3 (on a good day)

I don't know, but I'd only provide companionship and anything else that happened would be between consenting adults.

Age:Old enough to know better
Hair: Short-Med-Comb Over-None (Pick 1)receding...
Penis: Straight - Curved - Hammer - (Pick 1)Hammer?
Porn Star Look Alike:Ron Jeremy, the reality show years...
Build:"Other"
Breast Size:Ginormus...
Massage:Sure, why not!
Daty:until my tongue falls off!
Multiple Wows:How long do you have?
Appearance: yes, I will appear
Performance:  The circus is in town...

smile and I'm a happy camper! Oh, and bears are welcome in my camp ground!

Build:  So thin, when I turned sideways, I disappear

Age:  Midlin Age  (older than dirt, but not quite dirt)

Hair: Salt & pepper w/ a curl

Penis:   Looked like a #2 pencil

Porn Star Look Alike:  Barney Fife; Oh you said porn star!!?

Breast Size:   Developing

Massage:  Not too bad

Daty:     lost and confused

Multiple Wows:  Came up empty

Appearance 1-10    5 (she initially refused to open the door for me!)

Performance: 1-10    10  (she was able to multi-task and got her shopping list finalized

(But tomorrow's another day to try to get it right!)

Hair: N/A
Age: 62 but pass for 52 (good skin genes).
Penis: Rockstar with references; 77th percentile on Vizualizer.
Porn Star Look Alike: Elmer Fudd
Build: Fuzzy Bear
Breast Size: N/A
Massage: 10 with references.
DATY: The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body.  Most requested skill.
Wows: As many as you think you have, plus one.
Appearance: 2 heading toward 1.
Performance: 10 with references.

This could be fun.  I think it is entirely appropriate that the ladies have a bit to go on when agreeing to meet someone.

OK, I'll play

Build: Build, charged, pre-pay or cash is all OK.
Age: Is just a number
Hair: Very short and/or none
Penis: Comb Over
Porn Star Look Alike: Austin Powers (r u randy, baby?)
Build: same same as as above above
Breast Size: 38A, au natural
Massage: Roman Hands, Russian fingers
Daty: Oui, Oui, tres bien!!!
Multiple Wows: 2 each would be nice (oink)
Appearance 1-10: 7.58349 (Gallup Poll)
Performance 1-10: I've been called an 8

Thanks for the laugh!!!

Cog

Build: Where the hell did it go ?

Age: If I say that I'm old enough to know  
    better then why am I answering this poll.

Hair: Brown on the sides flesh color on top.

Penis: It may be small, thin and short but I know
      how to use it.

Porn Star Look Alike: That guy that does the
       "Old guys Young girls" videos.

Breast Size: Found a new pleasure zone in myself.

Massage: Decent, but cant seem to move from the
        breasts.

Daty:   Relentless... all day and all night.

Multiple Wows: Need a minimum 4 hour session to  
              hopefully find just one. Tends to
              fake "O's" regularly.

Appearance 1-10.   6
Performance: 1-10. 6

Any monies exchanged is for my time and companionship only. Prostitution is a given.

Re: Hungry's first review...

Build: He's so skinny, he's only got one side.
Age: 58, but thinks he's younger.
Hair: Lots...Long, wavy, curly, unruly, mostly brown hair, with a trimmed beard, considerably lighter than his mostly brown hair.
Penis: One...pretty straight, but points a little to the left.
Breast size: Itty bitty man tits
Massage: Excellent
DATY: Christ, I couldn't get him out of there.
Multiple Wows: Yes, but it's a good thing it was a multiple hour date.
Appearance: Looked much better before than after.
Performance: Gotta give him a solid 7, but that could go up to a 9 because of what he's willing to do.

Build: Let's just say there's more of me to love
Age: mid-thirties
Hair: like a poodle
Penis: Yes, I have one
Porn Star Look Alike: see below
Breast Size: Hard to tell where they end and my gut begins.
Massage: Do women like those?
Daty: Hungry, hungry hippo
Multiple Wows: If orgasms were people I'd be China
Appearance 1-10: I think I'd be somewhere in there
Performance: 1-10:  Me - 10, others - 2



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Build: Muscular but 15 lbs overweight
Age: Younger than you think
Hair: crew cut
Penis: Straight, circumcised
Breast Size: Huh? No bra required
Massage: Took several massage classes -- above average
Daty: Above average
Multiple Wows: What is that?
Appearance: 6-7
Performance: 9-10 if you are paying me, 6-7 if I am paying you.