and start cleaning him up a bit after the grand finale and he gives you a weird look,lol!

xoxo,

Steph

Priceless!

we had this on a local board a while back  and it was fun the do.....so thought we might give it a go here.......You might  be a provider  if you.......".find yourself  buying condoms online by the hundreds"......please feel free to add  yours.....

of high heels that match  your panties instead of your dresses ......you might  just be a provider

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full service and you start to chuckle......you might just  be a provider

full service and you start to chuckle .......you just might be a provider

trying to get off your feet and back on your back .....you might  just  be a provider

and you get wet....you just might be a provider

go to your doctor and find yourself wanting to steal the sign from the inside of her exam room door that says "Please silence your cell phone so that your Provider may better serve you".

Oh God, that's a good one!

my mind isn't working this morning ...

Kisses Haley

You might be a hoobyist if  the commercials says "tell your provider what other medications you are taking" and you tell her.

You spend all day posting on TER, and when your boss asks what you've done all day you can't tell him.

someone asks you "What is your hobby?" and instead of saying "a little of this and a little of that", you respond singing

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am

to this so both can play  thanks

1.  You've had a vasectomy but still carry condoms.
2.  When you visit the drug store you swing by the condom section to see whats new.
3.  Your browser automatically starts up in "private mode"
4.  Your browser is set to delete history and cookies upon exiting
5.  You always have to look to see what your "other phone" number is.
6.  Your doctor automatically schedules you for STD screening when you make an appointment.
7.  Your golf handicap doesn't reflect how many times you say you have played.
8.  Whenever you enter a hotel you start to get a boner.
9.  When you see a lady pay for something with a "Franklin" you wonder how she got it.
10.  You have a spare set of clothes at your Gym.

I'm sure you've heard of it, very near Tampa and it's like being in a Greek fishing villiage but I crack up every time I think about it.

xoxo,

Steph

how about driving by a BJ's and start to chuckle?

That said "Parking In Rear"......

I'm serious.....

LMAO

I'll have to go by this week and take a pic of it and post it here. But if you are in Tampa in the West Shore area, the place is on Kennedy Blvd between West Shore and Lois.

Geez, I've got to do better at rechecking before hitting the "post message" button,lol!

xoxo,

Steph