trying to get off your feet and back on your back .....you might  just  be a provider

go to your doctor and find yourself wanting to steal the sign from the inside of her exam room door that says "Please silence your cell phone so that your Provider may better serve you".

Cant do a the provider but I can do the hobbyist

You might be a hoobyist if  the commercials says "tell your provider what other medications you are taking" and you tell her.

1.  You've had a vasectomy but still carry condoms.
2.  When you visit the drug store you swing by the condom section to see whats new.
3.  Your browser automatically starts up in "private mode"
4.  Your browser is set to delete history and cookies upon exiting
5.  You always have to look to see what your "other phone" number is.
6.  Your doctor automatically schedules you for STD screening when you make an appointment.
7.  Your golf handicap doesn't reflect how many times you say you have played.
8.  Whenever you enter a hotel you start to get a boner.
9.  When you see a lady pay for something with a "Franklin" you wonder how she got it.
10.  You have a spare set of clothes at your Gym.

and start cleaning him up a bit after the grand finale and he gives you a weird look,lol!

xoxo,

Steph

That said "Parking In Rear"......

I'm serious.....