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go to your doctor and find yourself wanting to steal the sign from the inside of her exam room door that says "Please silence your cell phone so that your Provider may better serve you".

Posted By: azvictoria
we had this on a local board a while back  and it was fun the do.....so thought we might give it a go here.......You might  be a provider  if you.......".find yourself  buying condoms online by the hundreds"......please feel free to add  yours.....

azvictoria5781 reads

we had this on a local board a while back  and it was fun the do.....so thought we might give it a go here.......You might  be a provider  if you.......".find yourself  buying condoms online by the hundreds"......please feel free to add  yours.....

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azvictoria7368 reads

of high heels that match  your panties instead of your dresses ......you might  just be a provider

-- Modified on 1/22/2012 1:27:28 AM

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azvictoria7203 reads

full service and you start to chuckle......you might just  be a provider

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greeneyedude6696 reads

how about driving by a BJ's and start to chuckle?

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Jillian Roberts6246 reads

Oh God, that's a good one!

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azvictoria5257 reads

full service and you start to chuckle .......you just might be a provider

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azvictoria7106 reads

trying to get off your feet and back on your back .....you might  just  be a provider

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azvictoria8639 reads

and you get wet....you just might be a provider

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Jillian Roberts7235 reads

go to your doctor and find yourself wanting to steal the sign from the inside of her exam room door that says "Please silence your cell phone so that your Provider may better serve you".

Posted By: azvictoria
we had this on a local board a while back  and it was fun the do.....so thought we might give it a go here.......You might  be a provider  if you.......".find yourself  buying condoms online by the hundreds"......please feel free to add  yours.....

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HaleyOrlando7212 reads

my mind isn't working this morning ...

Kisses Haley

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MatureGFE7160 reads

Priceless!

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Roadshow25837 reads

You might be a hoobyist if  the commercials says "tell your provider what other medications you are taking" and you tell her.

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Roadshow24631 reads

You spend all day posting on TER, and when your boss asks what you've done all day you can't tell him.

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Roadshow26357 reads

someone asks you "What is your hobby?" and instead of saying "a little of this and a little of that", you respond singing

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am

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azvictoria6228 reads

to this so both can play  thanks

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Sphinxnc5569 reads

1.  You've had a vasectomy but still carry condoms.
2.  When you visit the drug store you swing by the condom section to see whats new.
3.  Your browser automatically starts up in "private mode"
4.  Your browser is set to delete history and cookies upon exiting
5.  You always have to look to see what your "other phone" number is.
6.  Your doctor automatically schedules you for STD screening when you make an appointment.
7.  Your golf handicap doesn't reflect how many times you say you have played.
8.  Whenever you enter a hotel you start to get a boner.
9.  When you see a lady pay for something with a "Franklin" you wonder how she got it.
10.  You have a spare set of clothes at your Gym.

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MatureGFE5291 reads

and start cleaning him up a bit after the grand finale and he gives you a weird look,lol!

xoxo,

Steph

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wp552856045 reads

That said "Parking In Rear"......

I'm serious.....

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vince596072 reads

LMAO

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MatureGFE6751 reads

I'm sure you've heard of it, very near Tampa and it's like being in a Greek fishing villiage but I crack up every time I think about it.

xoxo,

Steph

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MatureGFE5869 reads

Geez, I've got to do better at rechecking before hitting the "post message" button,lol!

xoxo,

Steph

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wp552856503 reads

I'll have to go by this week and take a pic of it and post it here. But if you are in Tampa in the West Shore area, the place is on Kennedy Blvd between West Shore and Lois.

Posted By: wp55285
That said "Parking In Rear"......

I'm serious.....

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