Review: Yanelis

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so this is kind of a weird review. this is going to be mainly about yanelis (pronounced yah-nell-ee), but i also wanted to provide a review of the place overall (blue paradise dr / blue oxygen retreat). it's a sex vacation on a beachfront property in cabarete, dominican republic. and before i went, i did a lot of internet searching, but couldn't find much in the way of recent reviews. so i was a little nervous going in....

now, i've never been on a sex vacation, so i have no point of reference. but, in short, this was the best vacation i've ever had hands down. all-inclusive (including booze). right on the beach. pool. jacuzzi. tons of smokin' hot latinas. all hot. all wonderful. all so sweet. but, from the many wonderful women i spent time with, the star for me was yanelis. (but she's the star only because she's that good. if i had never been with yanelis, i still would've come back singing this place's praises, cuz melissa, carla, maria, cynthia, vecty, naiomi, etc. were ALL amazing.)

anyway, the pics on the website do not do yanelis (or really any of the girls) justice. and yanelis really, really, really aims to please. there were times that i seriously thought she was my actual girlfriend. all other times, i just really, really, really wished she was. i am really sad i'm not there anymore.