Review: Vanessa Love

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The first thing to know about Vanessa is that she's at her ever-lovin' best when she's in control, so, for god's sake, let her be in control. You'll have a much better time if you do. Just sit back and enjoy the ride to Fantasyland. You'll be so thankful that you let her sit behind the wheel.

But before you get started, a bit of caution to the both of you: Make it a point to find out what her schedule is like for a day or two after your session. I did not and I paid for it. Turns out she had a flight the next day to Maui for two weeks and she wasn't even done packing. On top of that, our session ran over, which left her all of 15-30 minutes to get to a meeting all the way across town. Not a good thing at rush hour in San Francisco. Please keep in mind that I had a good time, but it would have been a great time if I would have scheduled the session for a week or so after she got back. Get to enjoy Vanessa at her finest, you know? Now THAT would have been SOMETHING, I'm sure.

And while you're at it, you might also want to ask if there is a time crunch at the end of the session. I didn't and the fact that I like to take longer than usual showers put Vanessa behind the eight ball. That wasn't fair to either of us. So it was no wonder then that while I was getting dressed she was standing a short ways away and I couldn't help but get the feeling that she was watching over me, waiting for me to get dressed and be out the door. And to think if I had just asked at the outset of the session if she had to be anywhere afterward, it might have made for a better and less-stressful end to our time together. Lesson learned.

The epilogue to your time together comes in the form of an email from Vanessa a few days later. It's really sweet. She tells you how much she appreciates the nice gifts you got for her (sexy panties and fine chocolates, in this instance), how much she would love to see you again ... and, oh, by the way, since your experience was a positive one, would you write a review of the session? Anything positive would help my business. (Note to Vanessa: Probably a better idea to phrase the positive remark statement in the form of a question. Such as, Was today's session a positive experience for you? What made it such? If not, what would have made it a positive one? It's win-win, Vanessa. You can't go wrong.)

Being a journalist, I was bummed at first because I could tell it was a form email; all the paragraphs are the same on each email she sends out except the second paragraph, which she personalizes just for you. Then, the more I thought about it, the more I realized that if she took the time to write a six-paragraph personal email to everyone she saw, myself included, she wouldn't have time to see anyone. So, nevertheless, a nice touch. it's more than any other provider has done for me.

One last thing before we get to the good stuff (And I do mean GOOD!!!). Her photos ... I don't think they were shot any time recently, though she steadfastly disputes that. You can see some delicious baby fat on her in the photos, which looks like someone in her mid to late 20s. I could be off (WAY off, though I steadfastly doubt it) in putting an age to her, but to me, in person, she's more like in her mid to late 30s; she lists her age as 29.

Yet take that age of 29 with a dose of skepticism. “The statement that my photos are 10 years old is inaccurate,” she all but guarantees. “The photos on my site are the most current.”

To me, all that means is, if true, the photos were not taken 10 years ago. Could have been nine, could have been 11, just not 10. As for stating the photos are her most current, I believe her, though, again, that just means she does not have photos of herself that were taken during the past 10 years, if my assessment is correct. Her face is blurred in her photos but when I saw her in person, I likened her to the actress, Shawnee Smith, who is 45 and

hot as Hell