Review: Teya

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Ok, this is the last review ya get to read from Regularwhiteguy so listen up... I can't really render a correct review without setting the back-drop into this whole thing... Firstly, this review is about Teya and to be fair I must mention what led me up to this point... Personal events in my life led me to seek out a no strings attached opinion from three different girls on my abilities (or lack thereof)... The first was Summer, who while hot with a great body educated me in a brutal fashion on WHAT to confirm prior to makinig an appointment with an escort.. While I do appreciate the learning experience it was such that I never intend to learn that lesson again! The 2nd was Meiling, who was absolutely the BEST G.F.E. I've ever had short of the real thing! I can't say enough GREAT things about Meiling but this review is about TEYA, and once again I'm rambling LOL...

Ok, I emailed Teya several days previous to the appointment and because Meiling treated me so well I had to insure that my third and final girl was at least close.. Teya never failed to return my email with questions answered promptly AND in a friendly teenie-bopper style that was nearly as attractive as her pics on her website... One obsticle after the other she went through to 'close the deal' and I would give her a 10 on professional communication via email for sure! Made the appointment for 10:00pm and waited... I get the call from her that she is down-stairs waiting at 9:55 so I let her in... The first thing I notice is that she is MUCH smaller then her advertised height and she looks even better in person then she did in her photos on her website! I'm telling ya guys, whoever makes up descriptive words for things needs to coin a word for the next smaller thing in size then Tiny! She was wearing high heel boots and she was still smaller then tiny! I've seen tiny spinners in the mall and she was even smaller then that... Ok now that I've went overboard on saying how tiny she really was here comes the best part.. Her looks are LAVA HOT! I seriously felt guilty for taking in such a tiny woman (my guess is that she weighs a whopping 85lbs, soaking wet!)... We get inside and she sits down... I was blown away at how perfect her tiny body actually was! Dullard that I am I try hard not to be nervous but she can tell that I am.. She suggests that we get more relaxed and go into the bedroom... What follows is literally the description of an 85lb heart attack bringer in high heels that is this guys END ALL as I will not procure another escort, despite the fact that every cell in my body wants to sexually attack Teya, again, and again, and again!