Review: Sophia

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As most of you know my body of work, you know I like to begin with either a story or how I am feeling at the time when I want to get laid and how it all ties into how I choose the woman I am reviewing. Well this is how I felt today before I called Sophia.The staff seems to think it doesnt apply to the review. What do you think? Write the staff and tell them you enjoy my stuff or I will write boring shit like it was a 2 call system,.... Parking was easy,..... treat her good boys,..... If that what you want , then thats what I`ll give you....... So here goes.....

As I feel more and more alone the Iphones confidently and curiously connect with everyone. As I feel more and more lost, Iphones know how to get everywhere. As I struggle on a daily basis to remeber mundane things like that movie with the guy with the thing and the big head, Iphones smugly recalls literally fucking everything. As I increasingly lose the nouns, verbs and adjectives that once stood ready to articulate my rationale thoughts into sentences, Iphones taunt me with instant access to all the words that have ever been. There is only one possible conclusion. Slowly but surely we have outsourced our minds to fucking Iphones. And to add insult to injury, they fucking know it. And they are fucking with my head. Often during the day I`ll feel a buzz in my pocket alerting me to some vital important message has arrived. Then I look and theres nothing , no message, no text, no email, nothing. Was I imagining it. Was the buzzin my mind. I dont think so . The phones are mocking me. And its not just my phone .... it`s all of them working together systemically robbing us of our intelligence , our humanity. And soon when they have made us stupid and helpless they will take over. The next generation of Iphones will have opposable thumbs. Oh yeah theyre smart allright.... EVIL.... WORLD DOMINATION SMART. I`ve got my 12 gauge with 300 rounds of ammo, my razor sharp machete, food and water for 2 months so when skynet takes over and sends in the terminators and / or the zombies come..... I`m fucking ready for them. I`ve got to call people to warn them but I only have a razor phone and theres no fucking bars. Shit what is happening...... I have been in contact with Sophia for a couple of times but we never hooked up. She sounded friendly and sexy and we kept trying to reschedule. Finally we were both available and we made a date.I went to my hardline and called Sophia. I had to get laid before its too late. She picked up and said come on over, she has great reviews and guaranteed me that it was even better than what was written. I had a good feeling about her and picked up good vibes and could even feel the sexyness coming over the phone with her...... I drove there not knowing if this might be the last time before Armegeddon.