Review: Simone

General Details

I was checking over recent DC Provider Reviews on TER. I happened to notice Simone, along with the mention of her oral skills. (Actually, I had thought about seeing her before, but relented because she is quite some distance from me). Main minus thing about Simone IS her NW DC incall location. Unless you happen to actually BE inside DC, it is very difficult to get to from any of the burbs. Good thing I know DC pretty well, so I could avoid that infernal Beltway and its CONSTANT parking lot status. My objective was ALSO to avoid Bethesda, which is a real BEAR to get through, as well. Through my tricks, I was able to achieve BOTH. Nonetheless, I STILL was about ten minutes late due to the fact that they had closed a lane on Wisconsin Avenue, for construction. Oh well, at least the on-street parking was available, free, and close (though limited to three hours but that wasn't a problem). Her incall location is nice and a bit of an oasis considering it's in DC. One pointer, even though it isn't posted, DON'T park on the lot inside her complex. She said it is Permit Parking Only. Also, if you decide to use Metro, the nearest station is Tenleytown, which is about 3/4 mile away. So, you'll need to grab a cab, from there.

When I arrived, I noted that she had straight red hair (haven't been to one of those in quite a while, and the reviews incorrectly said brown hair). Also noted she was rather tall and not skinny. The reviews said she was in her lower 20's. This turned out to be wrong, since she told me she is 37, has been in the business for a year and a half, and had a couple of professional careers previously. Well guys, she is one HELLUVA 37. That's ALL I've got to say. Nice to have a REAL woman, for a change. I had been to a long string of petite brunette providers in their 20's (not that I have any complaints about them, in fact they are my normal preference). I was kinda looking for a change of pace, in comparison. Simone CERTAINLY provided THAT. Two advantages of taller providers: there is more to them, and you don't have to bend over to hug and kiss them. In fact, I actually had to slightly look UP to Simone, since she has about an inch or so on ME. That WAS a change of pace.