Review: Simone / Red

General Details

If western civilization decided to worship Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love and beauty, we'd find that Simone would be annointed her high priestess and chief acolyte. I'd read alot of positive reviews of Simone, and wanted to experience, first had, what all the fuss was about. Getting together with Simone was pretty easy. We chatted online and on the phone a few times prior to our meeting. She was really friendly, a fantastic conversationalist, and open and inviting. After a few calls, which included lots of small talk, we were finally able to make arrangements to meet. After the standard two calls and that's when I met the Pleasure Principal . . .