Review: Sandra Alexander / Sandy

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Sandy is the best provider in area code 805, which in itself is not saying all that much, because there are virtually no others. But the good news is that she’s terrific, easily stacks up, so to speak, against the best in 310, 323, etc. Plus, she has a great webpage—for those web freaks out there—50s Flintstone retro, with some Vargas and Bettie Page thrown in for good measure. She’s a born and bred California girl, but by no means an airhead. She has real smarts and presence. Sandy talks a lot, and she’s no spring chicken—in her early 40s—but for me those are pluses, since I always look for a “connection,” and its way easier with someone who has some mileage, rather than a pubescent hardbody who behaves like she’s just popped out of the womb with whom you might as well be having sex with a department store manikin or a blow-up doll. And she’s a MILF, also a plus, because I’ve generally found them to be more centered and less crazy than your garden variety provider because they’ve had to raise children.