Review: Sam

General Details

I was fucking horny as hell when I got up. I wanted to see someone but went to the beach first. So I live int he Marina 4 blocks south of Venice pier. My place is one short block from the sand, so I am at the beach a lot. Last sunday I was in my usual spot , just left of the Driftwood lifeguard. It was a pretty crowded day, lots of families, lots of people in the water. It was a beautiful day temp wise but the sky was wierd looking. Half was blue on the north horizon but south was a strange grey with dark puffs and spots and looked a little ominous. The air felt funny too, it was kinda thick , unusal for the beach. there was a faint smell of ozone in the air and for some strange reason I felt a little weird, goosebumps came up on my arms and then....

BOOM..... the loudest fucking bang that I ever heard in my life followed a a giant lighting bolt hitting the water about 30 yards out. At first I thought a building blew up behind me it was so loud. People were screaming , grabbing thier kids and running for the streets. Pandamonium was everywhere, lifeguards were running up and down, car alarms were blaring all aorund us. Then I saw isolated pockets of rescue people helping people. I myself , although almost knocked out of my chair, sat there , bizarrely calm, watching this happen before me like I was watching a Imax movie. The lighting had hit directly in front of me in the water. I wanted to help but didnt know what to do. This day was a prelude of global warning fucking up the earth. I said I got to get laid before the shit hits the fan and hobbying will be stories we tell arond the fires as we fight anarchy and complete craziness.

My ATF had recently come back from a 5 year hiatus. SAM.......... you old timers will remember her . She is great and I was fucking estatic she was back. I called her and made an appointment