Have a complete physical checkup from a qualified M. D. one week prior to your visit. Make sure that a stress test is conducted to ensure that your heart is up to your pending encounter. Schedule a follow-up visit with the same M.D. to confirm that you actually did survive.

Buy a set of ear plugs.

Read the Karma Sutra.

Chew bubble gum and blow bubbles three times a day to strengthen your mouth.

Learn to tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue.

Have a pasta dinner the night before to carbo load.

Dink plenty of GatorAid to hydrate and increase your potassium levels to maximize turgor.

Pound a Red Bull down one half hour before you arrive.

Now you might be ready.

We e-mailed a few times for two weeks prior to our meeting to get things set up. I requested an interesting costume for Renity to be wearing when I arrived. She did a good job trying to accommodate the request, but I will need to give better clues next time to help her figure the riddle out. She came out from behind the door wearing a black corset, black thigh-high stockings, black panties, and a long fuzzy boa and immediately started with the most incredible kissing I have ever had. Her short hair, funky glasses and lean, toned body immediately told me I had made a great choice for a “nooner” on a cold, snowy Minnesota day.

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