Review: Nikki

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“I knew a girl named Nikki… I guess u could say she was a sex fiend, met her in a hotel lobby, masturbating with a magazine. She said ‘how'd u like 2 waste some time’ and I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind…”

First “Pictures of Lily” and now “Darling Nikki”, my favorite songs are coming to life and I love it. It’s such a pleasure to write a review of someone you can recommend with no reservation. I’m generally happy with Scarlett’s girls and she’s been singing about Nikki for weeks so I said why not.

Nikki is a beauty, showed up at my place in a nice dress, all cleavage and legs. I know it’s a familiar refrain “her pictures don’t do her justice”, but this time it is really true. “I just couldn't believe my eyes”, she’s all sparkle, smiles, and innocent sex appeal. She joined me for a Red Stripe on the patio couch and we talked, she’s bright and interesting. Turns out Darling Nikki is a trained French chef, working in the kitchen by day and sowing her wild oats by night (or maybe she’s harvesting our wild oats). At any rate, some of you guys with money to burn need to take Nikki out to some of LA’s finest restaurants and show her around (and off), you definitely won’t be disappointed by the dessert she prepares for you later…