Review: Nikki / Wow Nikki

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Envy is a useless emotion. I know. It causes me lots of unnecessary stress and pain. I envy lots of things. Take the Ferrari belonging to the guy five doors down. Bastard leaves his garage door open all the time. Just to mess with me, I’m sure. I also envy the guy who sits next to Jack at Laker’s games. And, I envy every guy who ever saw WowNikki. Nikki towed with my emotions for months and months. She didn’t know it, but she did. Review after review went up. And, I was envious. I know what you’re thinking. Just go see her. Yeah, you’re right, but for some reason I’d keep choosing someone else and Nikki would be temporally pushed aside. More stellar reviews. More envy. Then, one day, I’d had enough. An e-mail. A confirmation. And, off to the lovely city of Pomona I went. Stumbling around upstairs through a maze of hallways, I was searching for her door. Then, a voice came from down an adjacent hallway. 'Hi there.' I spun around. An enormous set of tits was staring at me. I think Nikki was attached to them, but I wasn’t too sure. As I shook off my embarrassment at being lost and focused past those massive boobs, it was indeed Nikki just above and well behind them. At that moment, the name 'WowNikki' seemed inadequate. But, 'HolyShitNikki' doesn’t have as nice a ring to it. We headed inside and within moments I was falling in love with her personality. She is so bubbly, energetic, friendly, and sweet. And, I don’t think any of it is fake. I just think she is thrilled when she feels she’s about to be fucked silly. Truth be told, the idea kind of appealed to me too.