Review: Naomi Heaven

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My date with Leina was satisfying enough that I hadn’t planned on hobbying again for awhile but when I saw that Naomi was heading my way, it was too great an opportunity to pass up. Her reviews were glowing, her pictures were stunning, and I’d failed to catch her when she visited my town in December and again in January. I was determined to see her this time. Problem was, getting through to her on the phone was difficult; she lets a lot of calls go to voicemail and if her mailbox is full, you can’t leave a message. I was able to reach her by e-mail, though she still wanted me to call to make an appointment. A bit strange, I thought, but that’s her preference, and if I wanted to see this gal, I had to abide by it. Got a date and time set up. Two hours before I was to meet her, I called to get the name of her hotel. You guessed it - she didn’t pick up and her mailbox was full. I redialed six or seven times, trying to ignore the sinking feeling in my stomach that this might all be heading south, when she finally picked up and gave me the info. Whew! Called again when I reached the lobby and got the room number. I knocked on the door and heard her call out “It’s open!” I stepped inside and saw...