Review: Monica

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I just had to see this one only because her pics looked just like Lacey Chabert, the actress from Mean Girls, but unfortunately the pics are definitely no where near what she actually looks like. The pics on her Eros ad, at least the first one is definitely Lacey. This is definitely a bait and switch on the pics although she is very pretty, she is no Lacey. I made an appointment with about 1.5 hours notice, guy answers and I know this is some kind of agency. I arrive at an upscale hotel in Farmingdale and make the call for the room #. The call goes to VM. I'm like uh-oh, I hope I didn't come out here for nothing. I try again in a few minutes and no one picks up, but I see a very hot girl waiting out side in a low cut white dress with dark sunglasses. I walk over to her and ask if she is Monica and low and behold it is. I introduce my self and we go in. Turns out she has a 2 bedroom suite in the corner of the building that she is sharing with Ashley. Later I find out they do do doubles for $$$$$. Anyhow, as I'm going to Monica's room, I want to make sure she is not LE. I am a little leary about seeing new providers at times and I want to cover my bases. I open a closed door to make sure no one will surprise me later. Sure enough Ashley is having a session with some John and I close the door immediately, really didn't get to see anything, sorry dude if you're reading this. I did feel very bad when it happened, but I did have a good laugh later on at the situation and myself for being such a noisy body. I apologized to both Monica and Ashley later on. Now on to the better stuff. I ask her to turn the phone off because pimp daddy keeps calling her to make sure she's ok and to see why we came in the front door, not the side. Card key didn't work. I ask if she's LE, she says no and I feel her up. Ask if she is GFE, says yes, but what is your definition. VIP's read on...