Review: Miranda

General Details

Trumpets for TG, Moment 1:

This agency is 1st-CLASS all the way & I’m gonna raise that statement to the 100th power! Originally, I was supposed to see Miranda in Dupont Circle & a scheduling change had to occur. Right away, I knew to make a date happen I’d have to make a long Red-to-Silver Line journey to Tysons Corner. SHITTTTT.... For any of these South Beach Beauties, I’d gladly go to the MUTHA-FUCKIN’ moon!😉

So, they sent a “very personal” email, let me know that she’d be arriving a week ahead of schedule & were “extremely” apologetic. They offered re-scheduling options not only with Miranda but also with their next “South Beach Beauty” that was scheduled to be here. Even though they had yet to make her arrival public knowledge. I was BLOWN AWAY with their actions!

Trumpets for TG, Moment 2:

I’m a retired military cat, a squid to be exact. And just like all historical entities in the world, we have tons of historical jargon as well. “AJ Squared” is among my personal favorites when it comes to my BELOVED Navy. What does it mean? A sailor has his/her FUCKIN’ SHIT together. This agency epitomizes “AJ Squared,” to the 100th power & I certainly thank them for being as such!

Trumpets for TG, Moment 3:

Welcome to the 5th chapter of “The Chronicles of Señor Suavidad & the South Beach Beauties.” Señor Suavidad continues to be butta’ as he remains on a MUTHA-FUCKIN’ roll with these Lovely Ladies! 😉 Tonight’s A-list selection, otra Caraqueña Caliente. Man… Señor Suavidad’s contemplating relocating to South Beach. Better yet, Caracas. These gals are DAMN GOOD!

BOOK WITH SUPREME CONFIDENCE!