Review: Melody

General Details

I recommend you read all her other reviews if you want the service details as they are all 97% percent accurate because this review will be critical. Put it this way, you just find out that a Hollywood production (Melody) is coming soon with a big budget, A list stars, Oscar winner directors (Services). Everyone else is saying go see it, once in a lifetime, they saw it twice (reviews) and overbooked. What could possibly go wrong? I'll spare you and cut to the chase: Too much CGI, or computer generated effects, as in photoshop (She's old). Ad says 25. Lie detector says that was a lie.

There is a reason the room is dark. Seriously, she is old looking. I read early 30s from other reviews and that's being generous. Late 30s. Look at her recent pics. Those are her "real" pics alright. But I want you to stare deep into her eyes, and imagine crows feet, wrinkles, and an overly injected face that's disproportionate on a tall body. I can see why guys would say she is "pretty" and "attractive", or even "model" because that's what she looks like. There is nothing natural looking about her. Honestly, I'd take a less attractive yet natural looking girl from my local board over Melody. At this point, all I can say is to each his own because again there are dozens of other reviews saying the service is top notch for them. Just be warned you will be slightly disappointed.