Review: May

General Details

May is at the bottom of the experiences I have had in the last few years. Was supposed to be tall(ish) and slim. Booking was convenient. I have had other good experiences with this PO. Building was nice, entrance was easy though cell coverage inside parking garage is terrible—get instructions before you pull in. No hug and no smile. Bunny May has the smallest amount of English of any provider I have seen, which I am generally fine with but likely contributed to the lack of connection. Music was off or super-quiet, so we spent most of the time in either silence or me making ineffective efforts to communicate. I am a tall, thin, gentle, clean, fully vaxxed, and very normal-looking and average-sized guy. Near the end of the session, she finally smiled and tried to be friendly.

In the bedroom, tried for a hug but she pushed me away—after some gesturing and sounds, I realized that I needed to strip first. Into the bathroom for a mouthwash, I chose the wrong dixie cup apparently—she had a stack of used ones next to the clean ones, and after some gesturing from May, I realized I had chosen a dirty cup. Still almost no physical contact. Into the shower—she washed my hands and groin, but the “preview” was more of a medical inspection. Finally got a hug and kiss on the cheek. Sat on the edge of the bed, but she pointed to the pillow and gestured for me to lie down.