Review: Malaina

General Details

Be very, very wary of Malaina. Should you be fortunate enough to effect a rendezvous with this extraordinary courtesan, you will undoubtedly fall under her spell, unable to clear your mind of her image and the things she is able to do to you and with you. Even before you meet her, she will command your attention for she is a timely and engaging communicator. Wickedly funny and sharp as a tack, she reveals herself through her emails in a way that builds incredible anticipation. During the days and weeks following an encounter with her, don’t be at all surprised if you frequently find yourself scheming about how and when you will reconnect.

I have seen Malaina twice now, and God willing and the creek don’t rise, I will see her again. The last time I had a tryst with her, I let her arrange everything. Unlike the first time we met, we skipped dinner and I went straight to the luxurious room that she had prepared. I walked into a candle-lit den of indulgence, well stocked with Belgian Trappist beers (a favorite of hers) fresh fruit, chocolate, and a prominently displayed can of whipping cream. The bed was tightly wrapped in heavy plastic sheeting and ample quantities of various oils stood at the ready nearby. The games were about to begin.