Review: Lilly

General Details

I was in low key, back burner, Troll Patrol mode, taking a slight break from the Euro Gals, the High Enders and the Legends. I was looking for something familiar but something new; the mind of an experience Sex Cougar in the Body of a Sex Kitten. I was going against type and not really looking for a GFE but for someone that was close-maybe one of those Full Service gals. Maybe I can find the next best thing or why Scott Baio is single.

Lily was on my-been there done that-list. She looked like a normal gal. I would not normally utilize her in the Hobby because you can find her type at the Local TGI Fridays working the evening shift and studying hard to finish up at Junior College. I was going to pass on her completely. She had average reviews and was obviously not nearly nasty enough or GFE enough for me to break form. Then I noticed she had a -beware of pimp post-review and my interest was peaked. Suddenly the back burner heated up. I got on my high horse, dusted off my Panty Busters IBM Selectric typewriter, My Inspector Gadget monocle and a bottle of-Pimp Off -(its like Raid and Malt Liquor in a 2 ounce bottle carry on spritzer)-and gave her a call. I was intrigued. I am an ass man. I was also eager to help expose a fraud or possibly, a whole list of prior fake reviews? Was it a case of one unsatisfied customer? Was there a TER review scam brewing under our face ridding mustaches? Was Lilly being acquired by the LA Pimpers in a supplemental draft?

She was not a rip off. There was no-Pimp in a Box-pop up appearance. She is the gal in her photo shopped pictures. She is FS. I give her face a 6.5, her body and booty a 7.7, (the original 35-37 B cup is all wrong-33 B if she's a day) and her performance a 6.2

Disclaimer: If the previous reviewer was right and a Pimp jumps in, apply, Pimp Off directly to his alligator shoes...