Review: Lesa Ann Tyler

General Details

Lesa Ann’s website specifies that P411 members should contact her through P411, so I did and had a two-hour date arranged in short order. Two calls on the day and I approached her upscale hotel room at the appointed time as she peeked out with a big smile from behind the door. Uncannily, she was dressed exactly as I had fantasized but never specified to her, all in white, with white heels, thigh-highs, thong, corset that barely contained her massive, expertly done man-mades (in fact, when we sat down one nipple became completely exposed, and I couldn’t help but lean down and kiss it hello), and man’s dress shirt with only a lower buttoned done. Also, she looked exactly as she appears in the more recent photos on her website. I placed the envelope on a handy surface, got a very nice greeting kiss from Lesa Ann, and opened the beverage I had brought while Lesa and I just chatted away about everything from foreign currency valuations (definitely her topic; I don’t know dick about domestic currency valuations, much less foreign ones) to our mutual detestation of texting to her past and present collection of big cats, including a panther that appeared in “Men in Black.” Now, because Lesa Ann is AKA Lesa Ann Pedriana, Playboy centerfold for Apr ‘84 and covergirl for Oct ’84, I was way nervous going in. If you came of age in the 60s/70s, PB was the ONLY place-at least for me-you could see naked pictures of truly beautiful girls. I looked upon Playmates with as much awe as adolescent lust. But I get the impression that PMs haven’t occupied such an exalted spot with young men for a while.The upshot is that to me the idea of merely MEETING a centerfold of ANY era is a HUGE deal that younger men may have a difficult time relating to. Thankfully, however, Lesa Ann immediately and effortlessly put me entirely at ease. So once I got the bottle open, we sat on the couch, where sipping and talking soon led to touching and kissing, and touching and kissing led to Lesa Ann’s suggesting we go to bed. Once there, I enjoyed both the old-fashioned, romantic Lesa Ann as well as the freaky sex kitten Lesa Ann, as revealed in The Juicy Details. For exiles from Tropicana, Lesa Ann Tyler is an intelligent and unique woman of the world who beautifully combines old-fashioned romance with highly erotic, down-and-dirty sensuality. Therefore I most strongly recommend that everyone try to meet her before she retires, which I am hoping she won’t do as soon as she is currently projecting.