Review: Lea

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Once again finding myself ignored for several days by another provider, I decided to give Lea a call. Glad I did. She got right back to me and we arranged to meet in a couple days. Cleaned up the house an hour early and eagerly anticipated her arrival. Got a call, but from the other provider! Now what? Just when I was starting to worry, Lea called that she was on the way, although a little later than I thought. This waiting game takes some getting used to. Got several calls before she almost went up to the wrong house. Finally found mine. Immediately bitched at me for not giving good enough directions. Talk about a real GFE! I might be a guy, but I'm not stupid enough to waste this kind of time arguing. I apologized and gave her a copy of my beer book. Much better. Showed her around and offered a drink. I never would have guessed she'd want a beer, but that's what she asked for. I finished off all my favorites yesterday dreaming about her and all I had left was one Bud Light. Embarassing. We sat together on the couch and I tried to stay coherent with my imagination running wild. Guys like me aren't used to this kind of action and I felt like a blindfolded man on a tightrope trying not to say the wrong thing and fuck it all up. A comment about red lingerie could not go unanswered and even I could say the right thing about that! She retired to the bathroom while I rearranged the couch for some serious action. When this drop dead gorgeous bombshell stepped out wearing little more than a smile, I knew I was in for the time of my life . . .