Review: Lara Croft

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Ah, my dearest Lara. As striking as a femme fatale in a film noir classic; as sexy as a woman can be without breaking the law just by being; as fun as a day at your own personal adult Disneyworld; as reliable as your favorite flavor of ice cream.

For this soiree, I introduced Lara to another new, UTR female friend for some fun and frivolity. UTR is a total honey herself: 5' 6" of feminine pulchritude in medium brown skin and long, thick black hair; a lovely, sweet young woman with a figure made for sin.

Magic was made, sins were committed, records were broken, and a fabulous time was had by all.