Review: Lanlan

General Details

I was in HCM for a 14-hour layover and thought I could get some relaxation. I had arranged for a different girl, and after waiting for her at my hotel for two hours, she finally said she couldn't make it! I then contacted the number for LanLan, hoping she could come at the last minute.

I had seen LanLan twice before, in 2022 and 2023. Both times were GREAT. When I contacted her WhatsApp number the reply asked what "type of girl" I was interested in. I thought, shit, she must have deleted me as a contact. Regardless, it was a weird response.

Anyway, remembering the good times we had, I booked her for two hours. She said she'd be there in 30 minutes.

An hour later I texted and asked where the hell she was.

The response was, "I have a good girl coming."

"Right now."

"She real good."

I thought, what the hell! LanLan must have sold her number and her city-of-love ad to another person. And that person is a pimp!