Review: Katlyn

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I knew I had to give this babe a chance to sample my goods. Set up to meet at her swank hotel - I really wanted to impress this lady - I asked her to meet me at the entrance - I arrived in my limited edition 1996 grey taurus wagon with air shocks and a custom sound system. My windows were down, and Katlyn knew it was me due to the heavy bass vibes. I reached across the seat and threw open the door. She stood there a while - I think she was in awe - I was wearing my new bowling shirt, opened to the third button to show off my new gold chains and medallion... OK, OK - Sorry Katlyn, I won't put you through this... Truthfully - I'd been attempting to set up a meeting with her for a couple of months - it finally came through - I arrived at her hotel room and...