Review: Karla

General Details

Read other reviews of Karla. This is meant as an add-on. That means that in addition to all those other things written (I have purposely left out all the praises of her that everyone already knows. This review is from a different perspective:

I LIKE McDonald's. Some people like Wendy's. Some even like White Castle. It is not often that I eat at Outback. I'm usually just a hamburger man, wanting a greasing hamburger smothered in ketchup with a Coke. At Outback, the menu has a veritable plethora of choices. However, I am a meat and potatoes guy, and I rarely stray from this, so even at Outback, I am not daring in my food choices. I know that I don't go there for the health benefits, because all restaurants serve bigger than life proportions overflowing with grease and sugar. Sometime during the next 48 hours, whether it has been from McDonald's or Outback, it all turns to waste matter.

Karla was much more like going to Outback. Things were just nicer at most every level. 1st, for a 40 year old woman, she has a body than any 25 year old would be proud to have. She is 40, looks near 40, but she wears it well. The body is not one of a street urchin (my favorite), but of a woman. She greeted me at the hotel in real clothes, not a dirty sweatshirt as I have seen much too often. I have been to some apartment incalls with toilet fixtures not working. It happen to me at many a fast food restaurant. Comparisons finished, Carla was just a delight. Attitude was superior, skills were excellent, punctuality was spot-on.

How did I find her (or how might someone else find her): here or Indys or P411

How did you set it up? Email

Was it 40 texts or just 2 calls? just a couple of calls

REFERENCES NEEDED (or not). She checks references.

Did the incall and general neighborhood seem safe and secure? yes

Cleanliness of girl: (describe). freshly showered

Perfume smell: (this is not a plus for many mongers) no

Smoking smell: no

MENU: much fuller than I would ever need

Did she make me feel comfortable? yes

Is she easy to talk to? yes

Is she a kisser? yes

Overall value was good ...

Zero factor: Zero times she did not answer her phone, zero things she asked me to pick up for her, zero minutes that she was late, zero drama with anything, zero boyfriends or handlers that I saw, zero unsolicited texts, zero times the phone rang during appointment, zero times she pissed and moaned about anything. WOW!

I will repeat ...