Review: Joanne

General Details

Knowing ahead of time she was probably a few years older than her advertised age, and having been put off by the the weird donation described in her ad, which offered a discount if you actually showed up (WTF?), I still went ahead and texted and then spoke with her. She has a husky smoker's voice and laughed easily, so I figured I would go see her. My mistake, because when she opened the door (VIP's, read on below!)