Review: Jenni James

General Details

You want general details? Jenni James is a force of life. This beautiful woman is not only a phenomenal service provider, but she's a wonderful human being. Ultimately, that's the most important thing. I don't know what is typically written in these reviews, and frankly, I don't really care. I'm writing about my experience the way I want.

All I know is that you'd be one lucky person to spend even an hour with her. She treats clients like people, human beings with real feelings and emotions. I entered her residence, and I was immediately struck by what a warm person she was. I knew what was going to take place afterwards, but that was secondary. I sat with her on the couch, and we talked about things- I don't even recall exactly what. That was beside the point. I felt at home. In a stranger's house. I felt like this was someplace I'd been to before. And I'd never been there before.

I mean, that's what we want, right, guys? We want to feel loved, appreciated, worshipped, cared for, and acknowledged. That's how Jenni made me felt- like you're the most important man that exists at that moment. You are her world, and you're about to get it rocked. But you have to be a certain type of person- she is particular, as she should be. You have to EARN her service. And you want to- I mean, you really want to. Decent, kind, kempt, etc. I made sure to be that way when I arrived in her residence. Fresh-shaven, clean-smelling, minty breath- I mean, you would WANT to be that person for what you are about to receive, right???

I wrote this to her afterwards: "It was an honor to be your client." That's probably an understatement. Again, I don't know if this is the type of thing you're supposed to write- all I know is that I was a lonely soul looking for someone to fill that void, you know, that deep void you feel when you're alone and feeling unloved and self-conscious and down. And I hired her, and the void was filled.

So, the initial meeting was terrific. It was if I'd known her for a long time. And the stage was set for her to say:

"Dan, let's go into my bedroom."

The six words that hit you hard and deep- and then, you follow Jenni's footsteps into the bedroom, and your life isn't the same.