Review: January Class

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The desert is a pretty inhospitable place. Why anybody would want to build a city there still simply baffles me. But for a very few weeks in the Spring and Fall, the desert becomes a garden paradise, breezy, balmy, warm days, cool nights. And so it was on one such evening, that I found myself waiting at the valet service at one of the largest hotels on The Strip...waiting, for January.

She called me to let me know that she was pulling into the valet (such impeccable manners, rare indeed). She was still 20 yards away when she got out of her car and, even at that distance, my libido had just informed me that this was going to be a very special, most memorable interlude. We walked into the casino, she excused herself and when she returned, I got my first real opportunity to appraise this fetching creature. She was wearing a black cocktail dress with spaghetti straps, cut a little high on the left thigh with a short lacy train flowing over the right leg. Sleek, stylish, very sophisticated, it perfectly acquitted her incredibly sumptuous body. I would not call January beautiful. I reserve the word stunning for someone of her calibre. She adjusted her top and apologized (she would have to do that a few more times before the evening was over, I mean adjust, not apologize). But then again, how could mere fabric be expected to constrain such bounty. And then there's that face, one that I would consider more than capable of launching a thousand ships (get up on your Greek mythology here, gentlemen). She calls herself January Class. I'm not sure where the January comes from (never asked) but the Class part is oh, so obvious. January is simply in a class of provider with which I have heretofore been unfamiliar, someone who possesses the stuff that dreams are made of.

The hotel has an excellent restaurant and we spent well over two hours enjoying steak tartare, roasted asparagus, diver scallops, petite fillet, an excellent bottle of Riesling and each other. January possesses a strong, mature spirit, great sense of humor and she was exactly what I was looking for in a dinner companion. Rarely, have I ever been so enraptured by a lady!

We finished dinner and went out to the casino for a smoke. She told me a great story about sexual hypocrisy, January has lots of good stories, she's very entertaining. We went back to my room and she slipped into the bath room while I picked out some romantic music to put on my CD boom box (I never travel without it). When she came out...