Review: Jane Monize

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My favourite dance is the samba. It breaks all the rules about movement and yet it totally delivers on the perspective that “dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.” And, the samba is Brazilian, an ethnicity that simply screams sensuality, from sex on the beach (Ipanema in Rio), thongs with no tops, to Brazilian wax jobs in those nether regions.

So it’s no wonder that since she’s half Brazilian, Jane is an erotic handful. She describes herself as a “caramel mix of Brazilian, Mohawk and European, and a born-and-bred Canadian at heart.” She made it almost impossible to find her, posting one ad on a relatively obscure web site. Since she stated her preferences as “outcall” I contacted her and told her that because I was a local that was somewhat difficult for me to arrange. I asked her to contact me if she ever set up an “incall” occasion, and sure enough she did.

After she got back to me about the time and place I researched a little more and discovered her blog. It makes for great reading with funny stories, great references, and a real insight into a lady with a sense of humour and style. I was very glad I had already made our rendezvous and felt a bit like James Wilson Marshall discovering gold in California in 1849.

Since Jane had lamented having the right mood music for our event, I put together a CD of my favourite female artists – Jane Monteith, Diana Krall, Linda Ronstadt, and Basia. Little did I know how appropriate that would be? I arrived at her upscale hotel and was met at the door by an incredibly sexy woman with cascading curly black hair and smoky eyes. She had poured herself into a dress that fit her form and let her breasts flow upward and forward. High heels finished the look and put her almost at eye level. Best of all was a smile that bordered on a grin as she welcomed me with hug and a kiss.

I offered up my loot bag with chocolate truffles and a vial of perfume, described the wine I had brought, and gave her the CD which had a colour photo from her website on the jewel case. It was so easy getting to know her and we slid from one conversation topic to another without effort. She loves to travel and describes her living experience in Hong Kong on her web site. After our first glass of wine, she urged me to join her on the bed so that we could get acquainted better. VIPs read on for the lowdown on this Brazilian firecracker.