Review: Emy Reyes

General Details

I saw that Emy was visiting San Diego and I thought her reviews were intriguing. I made contact in order to arrange for an appointment. Booking a time with Emy was more difficult than it needed to be, not because of her screening process, but rather because she was disorganized and seemingly confused as to when she would be arriving and what time/times she would have available. Like a lot of dudes, I need some preparation time, so I admit that this was a bit frustrating. Perhaps this was an omen, because my time with Emy ended up being agitating and uneventful more than anything. Maybe I caught her at a bad time, but I found her hype to be overrated and I'm about to go into an extensive analysis as to why. So if you don't have VIP status on here you might want to consider it because I'm going to break this mother down like John Madden with a telestrator. For those you of intending to skip class today, I'll just say that I would not recommend.