Review: Elizabeth

General Details

I saw the ad and booked even though there are no reviews and the agency admits that this is her first time in town. I went rogue and TOFTT. What could possibly go wrong?

I arrived on time, called to get the room number and the agency told me to wait for a few minutes. It stretched into about 10 minutes and then I got the all-clear, I took the elevator up, walked over to the room, knocked on the door and waited. I heard some rumbling, so I knocked again. Then I heard some louder rumbling and swearing (in Russian, but I know swearing when I hear it!) and all of a sudden, the door swings open and standing before me was the living embodiment of Natasha Fatale.

Standing 6’ 5” or more in heels and a long, black slinky dress that was cut up to her crotch and a neckline that plunged down to her navel, she just glared at me like I single handedly destroyed the Workers Paradise. After a few seconds of an awkward silence, she ushered me into the room.

I followed her silently into the bedroom and watched as she texted the agency to tell them I arrived. When she finished, she turned around and said “Hello, darlink!” She might as well said, “Must get moose and squirrel” the accent was that thick. She had similar features to that of the model in the advertisement; her face was covered in heavy pancake makeup and drawn on eyebrows. She had a high forehead, wide set eyes and mouth, but she was about 10 years older, tall and a big build, probably weighing in at 150 pounds. She actually looked like the mother of the model in the photos.

I don’t recommend and will not repeat, but if you’re in the mood for a throwback, Soviet style fuck session, here’s your chance.