Review: Effie

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I was visiting Toronto (no, not because of the upcoming Presidential elections here), but to do some pre-Toronto Film Festival duties, and decided to treat myself to a little fun courtesy of Roommates, which, if you haven't tried yet, do yourself a favor and check out their cast of beauties. Anyway, I settled on Effie, because she looked exactly like my first girlfriend in high school, and I'm so incredibly glad I did. I've never had a bad experience with Roommates, and Effie was definitely toward the top of the list. Booking with them is very uncomplicated, and their location is almost walking distance from the major downtown hotel area. We set up a time and when I arrived, Effie greeted me at the door looking like a Victoria's Secret model in exquisite lingerie, impeccable hair and make up and a million dollar Cheshire grin. She grabbed my hand and led me in, and we started making out like long lost lovers. I could have just stood there kissing her for an hour and not have been at all disappointed. Wow. Anyway, for you cheapo non-VIP's, you cannot go wrong with anyone from this agency, but Effie stands out in a class by herself. VIP's read on...