Review: Dylan Casey

General Details

Dylan is beautiful, classy, friendly, charming and accommodating. Setting up my magical evening with her was a breeze. She works a legit office job during the daytime, but had no problem with availability after 7pm. I requested incall, but since this was our first date she insisted on meeting at a hotel instead of her home. She really made an effort to explain to me why she preferred a hotel for our first date, but as far as I was concerned she didn't owe me any explanation at all. Despite my flawless and expansive P411 screening, I understand that, until she gets to know me and feel comfortable with me, I'm just a "stranger she met on the Internet". So if this lovely and elegant lady is more comfortable meeting in a neutral location, that's all I need to hear. Every woman has the absolute right to insist on her safety and comfort, and I also understood that if I wanted a quality experience and genuine connection with Dylan I'd do whatever I could to accommodate any safety or comfort concerns that she had. Besides, Dylan is a for real superhero and I was fortunate enough to witness her secret superpower in action: Dylan has an uncanny ability to get ridiculously discounted hotel room rates (I'm not certain, but if she's anything like Rick Sanchez, I think that she harnessses these mega discounts by traveling through the multiverse at relativistic speeds until she finds a universe that is offering deep discounts on the hotel room she needs) So while my stunning date booked the room, I was more than happy to reimburse her as the multiverse special room rate was so low it was almost trivial. (Unfortunately I didn't get to see her in her spandex superhero costume -- I assume it was getting dry cleaned at a 90% discount in an adjacent universe)

She was so courteous and accommodating, instead of just telling me to meet her in the hotel bar, she asked me if I was more comfortable meeting her in the bar or going straight to the room. As an introvert with mild social anxiety disorder, I explained that I would prefer to meet her in the room, but offered to bring a bottle of wine so we could enjoy a drink together in the privacy of our room. And we did enjoy that drink, then went on to enjoy some stimulating conversation. As the conversation ended the stimulation continued and we transitioned, in unison , from vertical to horizontal as she presented me the coveted, yet metaphorical, all access pass to her flawless, gloriously mature body.