Review: Claire

General Details

I gave into my lust for the 38Ds in the old picture and description of Claire and called the number in the Eros ad. That recording then leads you to call the actual second number. I left a message. She called back and said she wasn't sure if she could fit me in for later that weekend afternoon. She called me back a couple hours later and said she could see me at the end of the afternoon at 4:30 p.m. She offers 3 lengths of sessions. I chose the shortest since this was my first time. The location was convenient to me - a NE Philly local - as she's located in a new townhouse community on the Bucks County side of the city line. Unfortunately, she played cellphone tag with me as I sat parked at the foot of an upscale residential street for 3 minutes before she gave me the address. Seriously, I think it's foolish to run a confidential massage parlor out of such an upscale beautiful family neighborhood. She asked me to park in the driveway. She gives you a code number for future visits inventory.

Greeting me inside her front door, she is older and heavier than I expected. Her ad has one pic which either is old or the nightie hides her stomach well. Yes, she's busty. Let's say that I'm into busty women and yet didn't want to touch her once during our entire session? She poured me a drink in the kitchen and introduced me to her two yapping little dogs, had me remove my shoes, then showed me upstairs. She asked me to undress and lay face down on the specialized massage table. She makes an effort to set a relaxed mood with mellow new age music and dim lighting. She never asked for the fee..I left it in an envelope on her kitchen table on my way out. I'd consider returning only to see one of the younger, hopefully better-looking masseuses. Claire is a friendly lady but not suitable for a non-therapeutic massage if you ask me.