Review: Christina Valetta

General Details

I saw her ad, and oh my, her pics looked incredible. Just like a Bond girl during the Roger Moore era, or Farrah Fawcett straight out of 70's Charlies Angels. The one thing I noticed is she directed all inquiries to her website that was full of rules and etiquette that I didn't realize would come into play later. I scheduled with her a few days in advance, and we met at her posh Portland incall hotel. I texted that I was running about 10 minutes late. It turns out that her rules are very strict. She required ID to see her, which made me uncomfortable. Even though I just took a shower for our date, and let her know, she still guided me right to the shower before doing much of anything. I joked while inside the shower to get her to lighten up, but I don't think she was impressed. After the shower, I neatly stacked my clothes & boots outside the bathroom, but she politely asked me to pick them back up and put them out of sight back into the bathroom (maybe she doesn't like seeing clothes on the ground in a swanky hotel?). Anyways, she looks a lot like her pics, except she's got several very large tattoos that are photoshopped out of her website & ads. Otherwise it's the same girl. I'm not a tat man, so I didn't really like it, but it wasn't a showstopper either. She's a total knockout either way. She was dressed impeccably, and laid on the bed, which was super hot. We spoke a little, and I proceeded to massage her. I love speaking to girls and asking about their lives, but she was very adept at not revealing much. She always got the subject off her, and onto something else, so I came away with nothing there. VIPs read on for the good details.