Review: Candi Luv

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I was scanning CL for something fresh and Candi Luvv popped up. She advertises as a big booty queen with a link to one of those dopey minor league ethnic porno sites (bigbootyqueens dot com). She answered her phone but did not sound enthusiastic. I decided give it a shot anyway and we made appt for a couple hours later. Her directions are vague so allow yourself plenty of time. The incall location was an acceptable apt with parking nearby. Altho Candi looked alright, I was a bit let down by her appearance - she is really NOT the big booty queen (43) she claims to be - actual measurements about 34B-28-37 (she also looks different from the CL pic and who's in the video trailer on the website so it could have been a switch). Light complected, sleazy tats all over, silly hairstyle. Not unfriendly but it was obvious from her detached manner that GFE was not gonna happen. However, I'm not that picky about appearance or attiitude at CL rates and could have overlooked all that if she had offered any semi-PSE (as she hinted on the phone) or even provided inspired service but her performance was very lame and unenergetic - she was concentrating on some inane TV program instead....