Review: Audrey Horne

General Details

I've seen Audrey a few times at this point. I'm new to this whole thing, and was looking for a provider I thought I would vibe with and who would kind of ease me into it. Audrey's site offered the option to just do a dinner date, so we started with that for our first meeting. I texted, went through the screening process, sent a deposit, and we scheduled our date.

Audrey was waiting for me at the restaurant and was definitely the same woman in the pictures. I actually think she looked a bit better in person than in her photos. She has a great smile that is just the right mix of sweet and mischevious, a subtly punk vibe that I loved, and the phrase "curves in all the right places" is an apt description.

I went in feeling a bit unsure if I would ever do anything more, but by the end of our date was 100% sure I needed to spend more time with Audrey in a more intimate setting. Talking with Audrey really felt like talking to a long time friend. I kind of pride myself on my intelligence, and Audrey is just as smart as me, or, if I'm being honest with myself, probably smarter. She is warm, funny, interesting and either was on the same wavelength as me or is just great at reading the room and adapting. We kissed goodnight and shortly after I set up a time to meet at her place.

More details on that below, but I'll briefly say that I very much enjoyed our more amorous time together. As I mentioned, I've seen Audrey a few times and she's clearly been taking mental notes on what I like, because each time has been better than the last. Perhaps being new to this world I'm just a bit naive, but I truly believe she cares about her clients and wants to make sure they leave feeling great both physically and emotionally.