Review: Asia

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Recently there have been much hype about the return of this iconic legend. Her return was further enhanced by her new pictures, especially the one with X target. Warning: don’t look at those pics at bedtime. That will guarantee to have a wet bed. And oh, the beautiful young face. I asked her, “Did you ever consider competing for Miss Korea.” She said she’s too old now, but I respectfully disagree. Then she said contestants are expected to be 172 to 175 cm., and even higher in height. Presumably so they can compete with westerners. OK, you hobbits, if you want some pleasure in paradise, you’d better line up fast. I definitely will return to compete on the preferred time slots.