Review: Annie

General Details

I have praised Annie in previous reviews for her enthusiasm and playfulness, but that was before she acquired her sex-swing, which now earns a special mention. During a recent visit, she told me of buying it at a garage sale where it was labeled simply "swing." She is a clever girl, however, and quickly recognized its full purpose and potential. I think the black nylon straps and leopard-print sling-pads might have tipped her off.

Anyway, she couldn't figure out how to set it up, so I volunteered my help, and she went to fetch it from her toy closet (yes, she has an entire closet for such things). Once everything was sorted and untangled, it became clear that we would need a way to hang it from the very stout eyebolt in her living-room ceiling. She returned to the closet for an assortment of rope (OMG, but she is fun), and I got to work. VIPs, please turn the page ;-)